Mistaken Identity

I was sitting in my car waiting for a job. The sex industry is really the waiting game; there is never any rhyme or rhythm as to when it's busy or quiet. You could do 10 bookings on a Monday night and 1 booking on a Friday.

Suddenly the most exotic looking girl I had ever seen got into my car. She had an olive complexion was a size 8 and about 5'10. She looked like Kim Kardashian but with a perfect body. She was 18 and a huge party girl, we instantly hit it off. She was Australian born to European parents; at the agency though she was sold as Brazilian Bombshell, and her working name was Leticia. She had a huge personality that could change the mood in a room immediately from Drab to Fab. This was one of her first bookings so she was quite nervous.

She handed me her piece of paper, first stop South Melbourne then Richmond and last one Armadale. She was being charged out at $750 per hour for all three jobs and was giving the “girlfriend experience” service. This entailed kissing oral, mutual oral and intercourse.

The Richmond booking, the agency was giving the client a fantasy on the house, since he was such a big regular, he was getting a Golden Shower for free- that's what Leticia was nervous about- “what if I get stage fright” she said.

After South Melbourne we began driving to Richmond we stopped and bought 2 bottles of water which she drank by the time we got there. When she got inside the house she was ready to perform her first Golden Shower. After the client had paid her and she had rang the agency to check in, she politely told the client she was ready and asked where he'd like to do it. He replied “let's start here on the couch”. They stripped off, sat on the couch and began to kiss. Leticia’s bladder felt like it was going to explode so she pushed the client down onto the couch, squatted on top of him and began urinating.

The client pushed Leticia off him jumped up and began screaming WTF!!!
Leticia was in shock. He rang the agency freaking out.

Leticia got dressed, ran to the car and we drove off.

She rang the agency and they apologized to her and told her it was the Armadale client that was to receive the Golden Shower and not Richmond.

Imagine the horror this poor man must have felt, and the worst part is Leticia left with the money still in her bag!

So he paid $750 dollars and not only did he not have sex but he probably has never let a girl get on top again. He's scarred for life!

I still laugh about that booking today.

So till next time, be good!!!

Christian Clarke