Paid to Leave

For anyone not involved in the sex industry when you hear of the absurd amounts of money spent by clients it just doesn't make sense. I hope this entry will shed a little bit of light!!

There are two types of clients: Firstly Married Men these are men that love their wives and the life they share with them, however sexually are not satisfied. So instead of starting an affair that might eventually be exposed they opt for hiring an escort that will satisfy their sexual desires. It's like a business arrangement an exchange of money for sex (no strings attached).

The second and more popular category of client is Single Men. This is when you may ask WHY?  You probably think they must be boring ugly losers or socially retarded and that's why they book escorts. WRONG!!
They book for the same reason married men book (no strings attached). Men don't pay an escort for sex, they pay her to leave!! They know that no matter what happens in that room when the time is up, the escort will leave.

How many of you have suffered over a one night stand gone wrong?

The Melbourne social scene is one degree of separation. Everyone knows someone that knows you! But when you're off your face everything sounds good at the time!!
The worst one night stands are the ones you pick up in your regular hang outs eg. Night clubs, bars, restaurants. If you're both clear as to what's going on you're fine. I however have found that one night stands always come at a price- too high a price for a couple of hours of pleasure that you share.

Let me tell you there's nothing like a scorn lover to burn the earth. I've taken girls home that have stayed around for days and to finally get rid of them I agree to exchange numbers. That's when the real problems start. The constant messages and calls- you'd think after a certain period of time with no response they'd get the hint. WRONG. It gets worse they start to frequent you're favourite places with their friends playing mind games with you. One of my one night stands actually went as far as to befriend my mother and sister. Next thing I knew my mother was having Greek DVD nights with her, the girl was Italian. The best part was the DVDs had no subtitles my mother was stoping to translate as they went along!!

One thing I've learnt in my life is women are far more dangerous than men!!
You fight with a guy, you punch on. It’s over. Fight with a woman you could be subjected to months sometimes years of head fucks.

After all that escorts are looking pretty good, aren't they?

So to sum up I'll leave you with the following advice.

Be careful where you put your signature and your dick!!

Christian Clarke