Self Lubricating

In the sex industry there's always a new girl just around the corner. The agency loves that, fresh meat to send to the clients. In the agencies database there are thousands of clients always waiting for the next new girl on the block!!!

One of these clients was a man named Justin. He was what we called an Escort Whore! He was addicted to escorts, at least 4 times a week he would book girls. Justin had his favourites but as soon as a new girl arrived she would become flavour of the month.

The girls loved going to Justin and his nickname was The Gynaecologist. His big thing was going down on the girls. He never had intercourse with them; he just wanted to see them cum over and over. The girls all agreed he was very good at what he did. He called himself The Pussy Whisperer!!

One night a new girl got into my car, her working name was Naomi. She looked like a catwalk model, 5'10 long, platinum blonde hair, size 6 waist and double d breasts. She had an amazing face but you could tell she’d had a lot of work done.
Age? she was ageless. If she told me she was 20 I would've believed her, however I think she was a lot older than that.

When we arrived at Justin’s house in Middle Park I found a parking spot right out front.  Off to a good start I thought to myself.

Naomi got out of the car and entered the house. I put on a CD and made myself comfortable. I knew Justin kept the new girls at least 4 hours on their first visit. About 20 minutes into the booking Naomi flung my passenger door open, she got in half naked holding her dress and shoes and started screaming “drive off”.  As I quickly started the car and drove off I could see Justin in the rear view mirror chasing the car. Naomi was hysterical all the way back to the office. I kept asking if she was alright but I never got an answer. I never saw her again after that.

About 2 days later I was driving one of the receptionists home and she told me the story...

Naomi had a little secret she hadn't told the agency when she started, she was actually born a man!!! She'd had a sex-change. To the naked eye you'd never pick her however, to a trained professional like Justin it was a ‘no brainer’.

You see even though a Tupperware Box might look and feel like the real thing, the one thing it can't do is self lubricate.

Justin was threatening to sue, but the agency offered him 10 free hours with one of his favourites and he got over it.

Naomi/Norm was fired on the spot!!

Christian Clarke