Male Escorts

The past few weeks I've spent discussing Female Escorts, thought this week I'd give you a bit of an insight into the life of the Male Escorts in Melbourne.

Are they really necessary??

Let's face it any female no matter what age, size or background can get a one night stand anywhere and most times with anyone that catches her eye!!

So why would she pay for it?

Well the modern day woman follows the same rules as a man. She doesn't want to run the risk of a one night stand turning into a stalker. There are many times when they just can't be bothered getting ready to go out looking for it, so they pick up the phone and order a MAN. The beauty of hiring an Escort is you get more BANG FOR YOU'RE BUCK. These boys are there to please you and for the right price make you're fantasies into a reality

Then of course there's the male clients that book boys, again the same story, gay men can pick up anywhere just like women so if they are going to pay they expect a model or at the very least someone above the league of men they usually pick up.

To become a female escort you're only requirement is that you have a reasonable body and of course no STDs.....

For a male escort it's a lot more complicated. You need to be good looking, well hung, tanned, toned and well spoken. You need to be the complete package or trust me you won't even get passed the front door. The women clients know they can pick up anywhere so if they're going to spend their hard earned cash, they expect a STUD!!!

The only good thing about being a male escort these days is Viagra. At least you know that you'll get it up no matter what you're client looks like!!

Female escorts can close their eyes and fake it- but the Male escort needs to get it up and without Viagra if you're not aroused, it’s not gunna happen!!

The male escorts usually drive themselves to bookings however every now and then they'll use a driver if they've been drinking or partying. I only ever drove one male escort the whole time I was at the agency.

His name was Hunter. He was 22yo, six foot, tanned, dark hair and a gym junkie.

His whole life was about looking good and partying!! Good for him that's what you're 20s are for. He was making money, having fun and getting paid to have Sex.....

He serviced women, men and couples, he was very popular and his clients were always satisfied.

I drove him to one of his regulars, she owned a penthouse on

St Kilda Rd. her name was Jenny and she owned a P.R. Agency and was filthy rich. She booked him once a fortnight for 4hrs.  He told me she was his easiest client, she paid $500 per hour and just wanted to be told she was beautiful, and she would play hard to get. Eventually after 3 hours of compliments she would let him have sex with her...

Sounds easy, doesn't it?

Half way through the booking they ran out of champagne, they rang me and asked if I could go to the bottle shop and get some. When I returned I rang Hunter and he asked me to take it up so Jenny could pay me for it and she wanted to give me a tip.

Hunter buzzed me up. She owned the Penthouse and the elevator opened into her living room. When the double doors of the elevator opened she was waiting for me in a towel.

She was wider than the double doors......

I was in shock not at all what I expected. She gave me $200 and thanked me graciously, I handed her the champagne moved back into the elevator and the doors closed.

I was speechless!! I could only imagine the disaster that was underneath that towel- I've got to hand it to Hunter, it would take a very talented actor to spend 4 hours with that and pretend to enjoy it.

So boys if you've ever dreamt of being an escort and you think it's all Cougars or Milfs you'll be sent to- think again!!!

Christian Clarke